Freeze Them

While a boom may follow a downturn on the economic front, the recession at the fertility front is uni-directional. As per a recently read article, the count of sperm donors is outpacing the count of the little tadpoles of the the donors themselves.

These days more than donating, men want to make hay while the sperm can still swim. They freeze their prototypes for future just in case. The current lifestyle, food habits already had robbed half our manhood from us as compared to our ancestors. Our stress levels, laptops and cell phones are all set to reduce our member to a mere harmless water-gun

Days are not far wherein our appendix will have a distant brother down there as another vestigial organ. And fathering a child, (though our male ego doesnt accept the impending danger) is going to become a "Black Swan" event in two three decades. If you see it, even now also, only one in a billion of them has a chance to hit the goal and the probability is going to worsen.

For those who are in their 30's ,and still looking for a better soil to plant their seeds, should seriously consider depositing in this bank before their reserves dry up. It is a reality even in India wherein the donor can freeze his swimming pellets and draw upon in case of need. Apparently they take the stuff in four lots and you can replenish it every six months. This way you can make use of them instead of flushing them down the drain every day till the D day.

Once you hedge your fertility (Virility is anyways within the four walls), you can happily take stress and still sire your own child. So, unfasten your belts and brace yourselves for the sudden jerks.

Source - http://blogument.blogspot.com/2008/11/freeze-them.html